Spicy Pringles in Peru
Nike shoes in Timbuktu
Rome, Kigali, Bamako Mali
Fritos, Cheetos, Lays for you.
Tollhouse cookies? Shop Brunei
Lulu Lemon sale, Mumbai
Soccer sponsor Betty Crocker
in Delhi, Riga, Kathmandu
Choices, choices
Here’s to winning!
iPhone 80
The crowd is thinning.
Hark, the golden arches spinning
Look at what we’ve made for you.
Smile now, you’ve got it all
Gatorade and shopping malls
Looking chic in Mozambique
in your red Armani three piece suit.
What’s the matter, where’s the rub?
You’re invited, so join the club.
Haiti, Ghana, Ljubliana
They all get the same as you.
Never mind that verdant valley
Native strains, who’s keeping tally?
Suva, Juba, Cancer Alley
Sources of our revenue.
So celebrate the sybaritic
Sheer abundance your paralytic
Chips Ahoy for the hoi polloi!
Now shut your fucking mouth
and chew.
Derek Tepe 