LinkedIn

Monday morning, caffeinating.
Job to do, I'm procrastinating
Brain's on fire, the masses waiting
Insight too damn fascinating.

Boot up, log on, Google Chrome
No one watching, I work from home.
New tab open, I'm in the zone.
Crack my knuckles and type my tome.

I'm a Linkedin Lunatic!

Business function, smiling faces
Sport coat
Cole Haan
brand new laces.
Room is full, no empty spaces.
Shaking hands, we're going places.

Business cards are in the mail.
(shit!) Overnighted, to no avail.
Cruisin' through, no paper trail.
QR code the Holy Grail.

I'm a LinkedIn Lunatic!

What to post, so much to say.
Insight soundbite play by play.
Stakes are high, today's the day.
Keyboard my sword I'm here to slay.

Mine my psyche, share my life.
Absent husband with a lonely wife
Sliced my thumb on the kitchen knife.
No one asked but here's my strife.

I'm a LinkedIn Lunatic!

A.I. slop so tantalizing
emphasizing my moralizing
hot take so damn appetizing.
Every second I'm optimizing.

"Aren't you jaded, aren't you tired?"
Fuck off man my shit's inspired.
Fatigue's the league of the most admired
Click hit, submit, repost acquired.

So step right up enjoy the show
Life's a grind, this much I know.
Turn on the faucet, start the flow
Network net worth yo, let it grow.

I'm a LinkedIn Lunatic!